Body Detoxification, Cleansing, Health

I just got hired at Best Buy and I’ve been holding off on smoking and drinking a lot of water for the last month. I haven’t smoked in almost 30 days and the time before that was about 50-60 days ago. I don’t smoke often. I’ve only smoked 3 or 4 times since May and it is now September. I heard you’re supposed to work out, but I’ve only been working out consistently for about 1.5-2 weeks now. I am 5′5 and around 165lbs.

Do you think I will pass the test tomorrow?

Hi, been here lurking a bit for 3days now, trying to get myself outta a jam and into a new job.

I am just outside of the Legal Pot state-but no time for a script and far awaaaay from them getting on that level of freedom yet.

I have a chronic condition, so I smoke, up to last week i was a HEAVY smoker daily, breakfast, lunch (if poss) and dinner. No weed cant really eat, i hurl or poop blood. A detox thats Too strong may put me in a hospital making my condition worse.

Had two clean people, ones male ones female…both bailed on me when needed (shame)

I have 4 days LEFT….is there some way that someone can help me figure out what to do. I have stopped smoking (3days) until after the test, but I am also urinating ALOT and u know the rest-plus the abdominal pain so i WILL do a detox if its just for 2 days or 3. I wanna be alive and able to DO the actually employment test.

Labcorp-and certain ones in NJ will watch or bang on the door-like the last lady :rolleyes:. But i can go over the bridge.

HELP!!

femm, 5′8″, heavy sweater, 130lbs underweight still and i pee ALOT w/o meds (meds delay urine)

Short background…..my husband has been a daily pot smoker since before I knew him and we’ve been together going on 13 years. In this time he’s only stopped smoking 2x for just a few weeks each time. Now, he found out last Tuesday that he’d have to take a drug test for a job he’s trying to get and hasn’t smoke since then.

His drug test was today at Labcorp and to prepare he drank a Ready Clean (has worked in the past) and followed the directions. He said his sample was very clear, like water and that when he brought his sample out of the bathroom the employee said “that’s pretty clear” and he responded with “yeah, you should have seen it a week ago when I was trying to pass a kidney stone”, which he was. He was actually put to sleep Monday of this week to have an endoscopic procedure done. That’s the only reason the test was put off a week.

Anywho, the point of my thread….he said they poured his sample into 2 vials and then told him to have a seat and then they “stuck a piece of plasticr in there for 5 minutes”, took it out and said “ok your good to go. your results will be in, in 24-48 hours.

My question is has this happened to anybody else who’s tested at Labcorp?? Was it a litmus strip to test for dilution or maybe a rapid test? I’ve searched and searched and can’t find anything……he also said there were 2 other peeps there and when they brought their samples out and poured them into the vials they did not have to wait for the “piece of plastic” test. They just initialed and left. He said their piss was golden yellow.

Hello, I am a new user. I have signed up to ask anyone who has worked for HH Gregg or even taken a drug test for them how it works.

Questions I have to ask
1. Can I get away with sneaking fake or someone else’s urine into the lab?
2. Is there anyone going to be in the room with me while I’m taking my test?
3. My dad had told me back in the day, he used to drink half a gallon of cranberry juice to get everything out of his system before a test, but then again, that was the 70’s and this is today, but would it still work?

Any help, and also any other homemade detox ideas would be great. Anything anyone’s successfully used to cleanse themselves, really. If it matters, I’ve been smoking about 3 burners daily, but lately I’ve been able to cut it down to a bowl or two, maybe a burner each day.

Thanks!

Hello, I am a new user. I have signed up to ask anyone who has worked for HH Gregg or even taken a drug test for them how it works.

Questions I have to ask
1. Can I get away with sneaking fake or someone else’s urine into the lab?
2. Is there anyone going to be in the room with me while I’m taking my test?
3. My dad had told me back in the day, he used to drink half a gallon of cranberry juice to get everything out of his system before a test, but then again, that was the 70’s and this is today, but would it still work?

Any help, and also any other homemade detox ideas would be great. Anything anyone’s successfully used to cleanse themselves, really. If it matters, I’ve been smoking about 3 burners daily, but lately I’ve been able to cut it down to a bowl or two, maybe a burner each day.

Thanks!

I got caught at the lab with 23 n/grams, not sure why i failed the first screen of 50 n/grams. Any idea how long it would take to get down to the 15 n/gram cutoff.

Thank you

Hey everybody. First of all I’m new to the forum so a hearty hello to everybody. I have a question concerning a DT I have coming up this friday and wanted some opinions concerning my ability to pass it.

On the day I take the test I will have been clean for 24 days. I am a light daily smoker from the end of June to July with no smoking from March to the end of June. I quit smoking on August 10th. In that time I have consumed my usual amount of water, aprox 3/4 a gallon per day. My metabolism is quite high and I get exercise of the cardio variety at my job 5 days a week. Alot of walking, jogging, and cleaning. In addition, I have a pretty healthy diet. Lots of variety, light on the fat content. I’m 6′4, about 180 pounds. I have also consumed a red bull a day for the purpose of kicking my metabolism into high gear.

I took a First Check Home DT today and came back with a pink line, which according to the test material indicates a negative on THC. The line itself was a little less dark than the test line and went about 85% across before it faded out. After comparing it to test results found in the documentation that came with the test kit the line I produced appeared to be more solid and darker than the “faded” negative result.

Given these circumstances, are there any tips you all could give to help ensure that my test on Friday the 3rd of Sept is successful. I appreciate the comments and am glad to be posting on this board.

Enomolee was here!!

i’m about 19 and i toked for the first time. problem is i am looking for a job and didn’t think at first… so i am 6′0″ around 340lbs on a good day. I have also started an exercise regiment of walking 4 miles every other day. About how long will it take to leave my system? Please i need some advice :hail:

I’ve been smoking on an almost daily basis (not much, just packing a one-hitter 2-3 times) up until this past Thursday. Recently I heard back from a potential employer, they want to set up a telephone interview. Now, there’s no guarantee I have the job, and if I even do get it, there’s no guarantee they’ll test me. But if they do, I figure it will be approximately a month from now.

I stopped smoking as soon as they contacted me about the interview (I was not expecting it). I will not smoke again until I’m either hired or told they’re not interested. In the meantime, I go to the gym 1-2 times a week. I drink a fair amount of fluids (though not to excess), but I have a fairly slow metabolism and weigh about 250 lbs (6′2″).

A friend of mine who is studying to be a lab tech says my levels should be low enough by then that if it shows up it can be passed off as 2nd hand smoke, but I’m still nervous. Do you think I’ll pass?

Thanks for any advice/opinions.

Ok,

I took a pre-employment drug test two days ago. First of all it had been about 16 days since I had last smoked and before that it had been 2-3 months or more since then. When I went to take the test I just didn’t think there was anyway in hell that I would fail the test so I didn’t drink a bunch before the test but I drink a lot normally but the test was in the mourning and I only pissed once before the test and then pissed in the cup.

After the test, I started thinking and started getting a little worried so I called the MRO that did the test. He told me that my results were sent to the employer 5 mins after I had taken the test but when I asked him for the results he said “all I can tell you is if we had any questions we would have called you”.

So, I am thinking that if I did in fact test positive for marijuana, the only thing I could possibly test positive for they would have to call me at least to ask if I was on marinol ya know?

On top of that, when you fail a drug test if I am not mistaking, they have to confirm the test. It would have obviously taken longer than 5 mins for them to confirm that I was positive for something.

I would really like to quit worrying about this and get some sort of validation one way or the other.

What do you guys think?