Body Detoxification, Cleansing, Health

Greetings fellow cannabis aficionados!

My pet monkey ralf has some marijuana seeds he’s collected since the college days. He’s a smart monkey, hoping to one day capitalize on the burgeoning medical marijuana industry here in Colorado. Ralf is rather confused as to how he should go about this.

Would Ralf’s best bet be to become a MM patient, then make himself his own caregiver and then advertise to future patients? Ralf was very angry and punched a wall and broke his pinky and sometimes ralf can pop it and it sometimes hurts, would Ralf get a MM recommendation? Also, Ralf’s family has a history of strokes and other degenerative diseases that MM could act as a preventative, would that help? Is there anyway around the being a primary caregiver to dispense medical cannabis to medical marijuana patients. For example, could a dispensary that is not a primary caregiver to a MM patient sell to that patient; say the patient’s caregiver is out of town, the patient ran out of marijuana and needs some, can they go in a dispensary and get some with just the card yet not purchasing from their primary caregiver?

There is talk of a medical marijauna commodities market and Ralf is going bananas over that. Ralf could grow lots of marijuana and make lots of money and get all the bananas to last him a life time, maybe even a little monkeyette to share the bananas with!

Thanks for helping my pet monkey, he really likes his marijauna!