this might make you laugh – 202th Edition

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I fell down the stairs and hurt my back and ribs but they x rayed me and I bruised shit but didnt break anything so they didnt give me pain pills, so I went to smoke weed and asked my mom (a 60 year old Catholic woman who is nice to everyone and only smoked pot when she was younger for like a few days and probably never inhaled) if she wanted to roast a bowl with me.. she said ok lets smoke this dope, I think she was doing it for me cus i was in so much pain and she wanted to be there for me which is really sweet of her because as you might know my gf recently left never to come back… and I was already hurt inside now I hurt phsyically.

Well the funny part is, she couldnt light it herself.. and she kept tipping (almost spilling) the bong so I had to hold it for her, then instead of inhaling thru her mouth she inhaled thru her nose which means she didnt even take a hit because ur nose doesnt go in the bong lol. so she finally takes a hit (I hear the bubbles and smile) and… then.. she forgot to let the smoke out, she just held it in with this angry/scared look on her face. Im like “MOM BREATHE” and she lets out this HUGE fucking hit. then she started to cough and i felt bad so i got her water and she was ok. (she has asthma) but she was ok, next time we will hit the vape lol.

but I thought it was funny, and I just called down to her and shes like “why the fuck am I so hungry?” … lmao idk mom…

By daKannabisKid

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