Body Detoxification, Cleansing, Health

:mj2:Ok so i’ll tell you everything important pertaining to my UA.
I’m pretty skinny, i’m about 5′10 or so, and i weigh about 130 lbs. For the past 3 years or so, i’ve been smoking at least 20 days a month.
So about a month ago i found out i had a job opening, and i needed to pass a Pee test to get it. So i quit smoking weed for about a week and a half, i drank a lot of water. Then my mom called me after school one day and said i have to go another week and a half before i had the test. I was already drunk, and i was pretty pissed off i had to quit smoking that long, so i took a rip of some northern lights kief on some northern lights roach bud. The next day i took a small hit of some kief topped bud. About 3-4 days later i was around my friends, and they were smoking on some really good calli weed. So i drank a lot of water,i took around 3000mgs of niacin, and i was clean for a week straight, leading to my UA. So i took my test a week ago, ran out to the woods and ripped a bowl to my head, and got blazed. Now the last week i’ve been waiting to find out the results of my test, blazing away and im really anxious to find out whether i get this job or not.
I think that i passed, and a lot of my friends do to, but what do you guys think? did i pass?:mj2:

As anyone received “heat factory” hot packs when they bought QF5.7? I just read on the spectrum web site that the synthetic urine would be no good! I do remember the hot pack being in a red packet and not the silver one. I test each bottle I buy though with validity strips and they have passed each time. Talk about freaking out!

Okay, here’s the deal… I am 30 years old, 6′2, 185 lbs., decent metabolism… regular (daily) smoker for at least the last 11+ years, though there have been periods where I quit for a month here and there. Recently, after continuous daily smoking for at least the last 3 years, I quit for 32 days. Then I went to a party on the 33rd day and smoked (a couple different sessions, but in the same day). It has now been 20 days since that party (so, in the last 52 days, I smoked once, and that was 20 days ago). I am going for an interview next week for a job that i know requires testing. I am not exactly sure when the test will be, but I will guess that it will be somewhere around the following monday. That means about 10 days from now. That puts me at 30 days clean from the party on testing day.

I have been going to the gym 6 days a week for the last 2 and a half months. I took a firstcheck marijuana home test a week ago and passed with a very faint line. I took another of the same test yesterday and also passed with a very faint line, no stronger than the first. I cant remember, but I think that both were my second urination of the day.

MY QUESTION IS… what would you do? Should I A) Just hope im good and take the test straight up, B) try to struggle through the dilution process and risk a false positive, or C) perform a sub with powdered urine? (or D, some other idea?). I currently have a powdered product from testclear that I have used with success before, but the stress of getting the temperature right and the risk of getting caught is something Id rather not deal with. Id obviously prefer to take the test normally, but I wonder if odds are good enough that ill be clean?

:hail:I really, really appreciate ANY feedback, particularly from you experts out there, that might help me to make the right decision here. I really need this job… and dont want to risk the embarrassment and subsequent drama associated with potentially failing.

Thanks in advance for your help and knowledge!

First post on the forum, been reading incessantly and will continue.

So I have to take a Pre Employment physical and instant drug screen. I have not read a LOT of posts about this situation…where there’s a possibility I may have to strip down to naked OR with underwear in a gown.

Right now my plan has a few components – will love your feedback:

1) to tell them upon entering the clinic that I have to pee badly and ask if I can provide the urine right away. If they say NO then I will have to pee anyway (BEFORE the physical) and won’t be able to pee again until they close up for the day. Afternoon appointment.

2) to make a great pair of boxers or underwear to hold the bottle, etc… need to figure out how big all this stuff is going to be. The point here is that I want to be able to drop my underpants and pants WITH the piss bottle in my underpants, etc… just in case I actually do get asked to drop my pants for the hernia test. I *might* not do this step – it sounds necessary to keep that bottle closer to my body. It would be nice to be able to take my underwear off naturally – this way I fully integrate the supplies into my genitals. Makes sense?

3) Dilution per the N2 Dilution method detailed in the Sticky post – and I have time to do at least a couple of dry runs on the dilution.

I have a lot of uncertainty about where and how I will undress. I was able to learn some info about the testing and physical procedures by calling another branch of the chain clinic. When I go from the piss test into the physical – where does that bottle go? Back in the underpants? Now suppose I get a “clothed” physical and have to drop drawers 4 hernia test?

My plan is subject to change of course….thx for any feedback.